According to a reputable source, iPads will now be made with grilled cheese sandwich makers,
along with waffle irons and a hair-drier.
Steve Jobs said "I've created the best thing since sliced bread. Just put in some sliced bread and cheese, and you have a flippin' cheese sandwich!".
What does that mean?  Acording to scientists, it means more food, and more grease stans on your screen.

   "We know that it does panini and grilled cheese, but we don't know about waffles.", says Dr. Ernie Hamlin.

    "It's impossible. It will never work. Not in a million years. If that thing makes waffles, I'll eat my thumb-drive!" Microsoft representative Larry Stein
said in a press conference last Friday.